Thursday, September 21, 2006

Next Caller!

Greetings puny mortals. It is I, the mightiest of the Old Gods, Cthulhu. I slumber now, lying eternally, until the stars are right, and I return for my ravening delight. Great will be the wailing and powerful the lamentations when . . .

Okay, look. Fact is, I can't sleep. It's nothing serious, I'll probably get back to sleep in a few years or so. But I didn't want to just lie there, counting the holes in the ceiling tiles, and watching reruns of "Mister Ed". So, I figured I'd get up and answer some letters.

So go ahead. If you've got questions for Cthulhu, hit me. I may just be bored enough to answer.

That Which is Not Dead, Can Eternal Lie, And if He Owes You Money, It's a Certainty He Will.

7:16 PM


At 6:13 PM, Blogger driftin said...

hello Cthulhu. I have a question. why is it that when you drink orange juice after brushing your teeth it tastes so horrible? I mean even after several hours the toothpaste lingers and clashes with the juice. how can I stop this?

At 4:50 PM, Blogger Evil said...

What will you do when there are no more souls for you to consume?

At 2:59 AM, Blogger Graehaus said...

Saw your first show on Youtube. brillant, now a question. what do you have with souls. white or red wine, or something else?

At 10:44 PM, Blogger Karen said...

Hello Great Master. I have been a cultist for many years so I have a question. Is there any way to make my soul tastier? Because I know you´ll swallow my soul.

At 7:43 PM, Blogger Master of Mind said...

When will you be swallowed?

At 2:33 PM, Blogger Your mom... said...

why is it that watermelon flavored soda doesnt taste like watermelon?

At 5:55 PM, Blogger bruno said...

At 6:07 PM, Blogger bruno said...

Hello Mister Cthulhu,
Do you remember the first soul you’ve swallowed?
Did you try species from an other planet than ours (earth).
And if yes, can you tell us about them.(taste, color, location, funny, sexy…)
I have so many question…
With my deepest respect for your work and infinite wisdom,
Have a nice swallow.

Bruno Carceles-from France.


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