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Monday, January 22, 2007

Rapid Fire Round Questions

It looks like the Rapid Fire Round is catching on, with several people writing in about how much they love the segment. Well, here's your chance to be a part of the next Rapid Fire Round.

In the comments section for this post, put as many short, wierd, off-the-wall questions as you want. They can be simple facts ("what is the fastest land mammal?"), personal queries ("Does he love me?") or completely random ideas ("Why are dogs lips black?").

Also, if you'd prefer to e-mail questions, you can send them to Cthulhu.hotstud1413@gmail.com. This is the same address to use for sending normal questions to the big C.

10:23 AM

30 Comments:

At 4:20 PM, Blogger EasternBlackCat said...

Do you actually have feet?

 
At 4:21 PM, Blogger EasternBlackCat said...

Do you eat anything other than souls?

 
At 1:37 AM, Blogger Xar said...

Do you think midnight snacks are healthy?

 
At 7:40 AM, Blogger Daniel said...

If you are 50 feet tall, where do you buy your sheets?

Do you know UML?

 
At 1:43 PM, Blogger Stevan said...

Do you have to use a dehumidifier in your studio?

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger Knuxer said...

How many of you does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Is first always the worst?

Why did "Hellboy" suck so much?

Who really invented the microwave

What kind of mattress do you own?

Boxers or Briefs?

What was the best movie of 06'?

Pirate or Ninja?

How big is you're right eyeball?

 
At 4:22 AM, Blogger khara_garou said...

Is there Life outside Earth?

Does Aliens Have Souls?

Who´s Stronger the irrisitible force or the unmovable objectec?

Who do you vote for?

Who will win the Oscar for Best Picture?

How did Stanley Kubrick´s soul TASTED LIKE?

 
At 8:10 AM, Blogger Xar said...

How's Azathoth doing?

 
At 9:53 AM, Blogger duct_tape_ninja said...

Boba Fett. Awesome?

how much duct tape do you use regularly?

who would win, communist superman or Captain America?

whats the best drink to go along with souls?

when?

why?

how?

has anyone fed the shoggoth yet?

are the cultists more annoying than they realize, or do you just let them toil away to humor you?

Is there anyone that can stop Optimus Prime?

If i ordered a T-Shirt, would you sign it?

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger khara_garou said...

Who´s Stronger Thanos or Darkseid?!

 
At 5:25 PM, Blogger mOTA said...

Dear Cthulhu, The Chocolate labradors have brown lips =)

Will your audience that apears on the fly-by cam have their soul eaten first?

When you rule the world, how long it takes to eat souls? I mean, will any hemisphere have their souls eaten first?

Thanks,
your peep

 
At 1:04 PM, Blogger NoSurviviors said...

how far is up?

why do fools fall in love?

if solid snake and liquid snake are twin brothers why do they have different voice actors?

what would win in a fight between a horse sized duck and ten duck sized horses?

 
At 5:28 PM, Blogger mOTA said...

Dear Cthulhu,

Is really true that every time you post something dumb on the net, god (or yourself) kills a kitten?

Thanks,
from your peep

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Rick said...

Boobies?

 
At 8:30 PM, Blogger John said...

Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp and who put the ram in the the ram-a-lama-ding-dong?

 
At 1:07 PM, Blogger Jan said...

WTF?

What now?

Why not?

What is pain?

Is Captain Planet gay?

Trick or treat?

How many ends does a stick have if you break it in two?

Who is Dr.Who?

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger Dylan said...

Are Ducks invincible?

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger Dylan said...

Do you ever wish you had eyelasers?

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger Droidy said...

Are some souls more edible than others?

What does a soul taste like when you swallow it?

Would you consider running for president?

What are your views on democracy?

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger Otto said...

Ninjas or pirates?

Why is there no spoon?

What is the meaning of life?

Could you drive yourself insane?

 
At 1:45 PM, Blogger Zarathud23 said...

have you tried the grilled stuft souls at Taco Bell yet?

 
At 6:14 PM, Blogger Mike said...

How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck had it's soul eaten by Cthulhu?

 
At 7:16 PM, Blogger Brian said...

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow...


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of tissue paper?

Who was the first US president to be impeached?

What does the H. stand for in Jesus H. Christ?

 
At 5:43 AM, Blogger cobs said...

are you planning to host a 4th show, or you are just trying to make us going insane for the long waiting?

 
At 8:10 AM, Blogger Gregory said...

Dogs or cats?

Live or Memorex?

Blu-Ray or HDDVD?

Cake or Death?

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger Tsathoggua said...

Guy, you're keen on Shub'Niggurath, aren't you?

 
At 3:56 AM, Blogger Tsathoggua said...

Do you hate Mokassins, too?

 
At 7:24 PM, Blogger tristan said...

Are you the walrus?

You like Halo 3?

What's your favorite Halo map?

What is the origin of ham?

?Snis Ym Lla Ot Tnemunom A Uoy Era

Do you like Beatles?

Why are you eating my laundry detergent?

Hug me.

If you're a god, then why aren't you helping me with my school project on turtles?

If you're a god, then why aren't you helping me with my school project on WWII?

How often do use a toilet?

 
At 7:25 PM, Blogger tristan said...

Are you the walrus?

You like Halo 3?

What's your favorite Halo map?

What is the origin of ham?

?Snis Ym Lla Ot Tnemunom A Uoy Era

Do you like Beatles?

Why are you eating my laundry detergent?

Hug me.

If you're a god, then why aren't you helping me with my school project on turtles?

If you're a god, then why aren't you helping me with my school project on WWII?

How often do use a toilet?

 
At 6:24 AM, Blogger Muzozavr said...

Do you know just what the hell happened in the last two episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion?

 

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