Like, totally excellent! It makes me want to totally gouge my eyes out, chew off my tongue, and wander raving through a dark and foggy Boston night!
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Well, if we can reach just one person, then it's all worth it.
That was awesome!
Utterly awesome!I So want a cthulhu plush!
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=TYV12019Here you go. You can even get Plush Cthulhu slippers!
Perhaps it's cliche, but how about a side kick for the unpronouncable that you could zoom in (a la 70s cinema) for a reaction shot as the unpronouncable PLEDGES TO ENSLAVE WILLS?
Are you thinking of an Andy Richter/Ed McMahon kind of character, or the musical Kevin Eubanks/Paul Shaffer?
The character could perhaps be a hybrid of the two, a failed musician and partially souled counterpart for deadpan reaction shots. Maybe he/she/non gender has migrated from camera operator/phone receptionist to a wide eyed reactor to the unpronouncable's diatribe(s) EG: The Unpronouncable receives a question and proceeds to pledge soul swallowing and will breaking. Afer which the sidekick looks blankly (maybe a fraction of a second). :-D Sorry for the long and tedious suggestion.
Excorizo te in nomine domini! Te coniuro et retineo cum formulae abraxas he te teth noguroth pesh et cum nominibus klarkash-ton petrestraub klyvabarker et chynnna'melville! Fac mandatum meum!
The power of Christ compels you! The Power of Melville compels you! :)
I think a Shoggoth could fill in for McMahon. And it wouldn't have to be a particularly bright Shoggoth. F'taghn.
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