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Monday, April 23, 2007

Hot Tentacle Action!

So, have you ever noticed that, when someone mistypes a phone number, it always ends up pointing at phone sex? A political candidate gets one digit off on his campaign number - it's porn. Martha Stewart mispronounces a new advice line - it's porn. The Anti-Pornography Commission puts an ad in the classifieds - and it's porn.

The mistaken numbers never point to some other business, or to somebody's house. . .

Anyway, when we started this show, we announced Cthulhu's phone number as 1-800-SOL-EATR, which was supposed to just be a funny little pun. Of course, it never occurred to us that we should call the number and see what was there. . .

I guess you see where this is going.

For the first time, we checked it out, and found that it goes to a redirect number leading to phone sex. Now, in our defense, we did ask that nobody call in ("Previously recorded. Please do not call.") but we still feel a responsibility to point out that, if you do call, you won't get Cthulhu.

And the ladies that you do get won't swallow your soul. However they will . . . Hmmm . . . probably best that we don't go there.

4:53 PM

5 Comments:

At 6:58 AM, Blogger Scott Osborn said...

That is just too rich!!! Big C, poor guy, can't get Cthulhu@gmail.com, can't get Cthulhu.com, and now can't even use his 1-800 number of choice....

 
At 9:11 PM, Blogger Nox Elohim said...

LOL Maybe the Cthulhu@hotstud thing really was right and it WAS suppose to relate to hot tentacle action? And the ladies that will.. well ya know...

 
At 1:31 AM, Blogger Andrew said...

Damn. NOt available from my calling area.

 
At 9:45 AM, Blogger David the Great said...

I wouldn't have called that number if you didn't mention it.

BTW Please don't break my mind and swallow my soul!

 
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